Software Axioms

1. The best program has at least one bug.
2. The fastest program can be accelerated in two times.
3. If a program is not used then a number of bugs inside it is growing.
4. If a data file is not opened for long time then it disappears.
5. Best company - "We provide to our customers not what they want but what they need".
6. Ten years of hard coding - one hundred years of prosperity.

About all bugs please call QA department: 1-800-QADEBUG

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